Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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