Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
All the doctor said was why
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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