The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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