Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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