I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Randomize
