I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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