dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
My life is pants optional.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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