I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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