It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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