hell yes lets make some ravioli
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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