This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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