just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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