I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
you never un-have a 4some
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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