There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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