did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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