lets start a swedish sibling band together
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm sobbing to NWA
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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