i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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