He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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