The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It's blow job season.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Pants are for mortals
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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