well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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