i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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