first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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