FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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