i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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