I smell stomach acid.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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