It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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