no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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