you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
