Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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