i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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