He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
