doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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