Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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