You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
