It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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