what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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