The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Who died my cat blue again?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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