Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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