He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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