People in love make me want to vomit
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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