We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Randomize
