On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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