I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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