Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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