on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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