How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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