Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
