so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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