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(408): View more from California

Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.

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(619): View more from California

im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration

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(248): View more from Michigan

We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.

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(+61): View more from Australia

We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Why didn't I see you last night!?

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.

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(585): View more from New York

Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'

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