I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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