24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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