I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize