we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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