"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
