there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Found your dick twin last night
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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