so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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