One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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