He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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